EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE.
omg I actually peed a little
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look at the notes!
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please tell me you did this!
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what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
I’m legit dying right now, especially cause I just went to a club last night.
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Does anger management really work?
Funniest thing i have ever read
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- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
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This is simply amazing. The best Halloween costume that I’ve ever seen. The dedication that the artist placed into detail here is just breathtaking and speaks volumes of the artist’s skill.
Hello, this is going to my future child.
simply reblogging because of the tags
#I want children because of halloween (I AGREE!) and #as babies, they’ll be samosas
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shopping is HARD and my arm hurts from the muscle relaxers ugh
I thought this said “shipping.”
And I was like YES SHIPPING IS SO HARD! GAHHH THE LIFE OF A SHIPPER!!!! TOO MANY OTPS.
And then I realized I’m an idiot.
reblogging for above comment^
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Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
tumblr, only you could make me laugh this hard when i’m on the verge of an emotional breakdown
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